You should never ever, ever put makeup on one side of your face, leave the other side bare then take photographs. That is what you should never do.
I decided -as I had had an exponentially long break from blogging - I would return with a bang and do a "half face makeup"...I sat happily working on one side of my face all warm and cosy on the sofa. Surrounded by makeup and cats and good lighting. I was happy. Then came time to take the pictures.
Ladies and gents: If you ever want to feel both older than your years and extremely shallow all the same time then this is the exercise for you.
I've always been one of "those" people who proudly declare that they don't wear much makeup. After all I have good skin for a 32 year old, my freckles look nice when they aren't covered and I'm generally cool with being bare faced.
NOT ANY MORE.
I've learnt two valuable lessons from torturing myself this way though. 1. If you don't look like one of the beautiful Chapman sisters then ALWAYS makeup both sides of your face and 2. The time has come for me to make the extra effort and wear makeup. For the good of mankind.
I am now more thankful than ever for the gift of makeup application. From the bottom of my soul I am grateful as it means I can change my funny looking face.
And on that note I shall leave you with the results. Sorry about me.
And what I usually look like with lip balm and concealer